Dear Emile, My girlfriend really likes receiving fancy gifts on Valentine’s Day, but I’m super-duper poor. What should I do? – Rob Dear Rob, You should break up with her. She sounds annoying. If you love her and don’t want to break up, get a henna tattoo on your penis. Those are very fancy. ——— [...]
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Posted in Culture, Writing, tagged A.V. club, Candy Penis Bouquet, Coordinated Oral Sex Hour, edible genitalia treats, Emile, expectations, gender, Hallmark, henna, holidays, lollycocks, love, men, oral sex, penis, relationships, romance, sex, tasty multi-flavored penises, the onion, vagina, Valentine's Day, women on February 12, 2009 | 1 Comment »
